"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

"Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were! But now that Barry Schmaltz is no longer on this plane of existence, his words may have a deeper significance to the rest of us.

He's vamping his way into your heart! This is a pretty good one, actually...featuring a classic performance of "Lying In A Pool Of My Own Blood" and a demonstration of the Al Katno Method of piano playing. Part of the "shirts of many colors" sequence. Very entertaining!

Here's sort of a maudlin one. The next one should be peppier. "Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!" from 2011 that were never meant to be seen - cut from the show, they were!

This is a peppy one, all right! He sings a little theme song, he does a little schtick, he hams it up - like a vaudeville star, he is! Such a showman...too bad he left the showbiz, as they say. This is the last of the "many shirts" cycle.

First, a little musical review (or should we call it a revue?) in which Barry Schmaltz plays a bunch of vamps, and then he goes on in his usual way. "Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!"

A soothing bossa nova by Antonio Carlos Jobim might be just the thing, but Barry Schmaltz just plays the vamp to "The Girl From Ipanema" and talks to you, the viewer, for one of the last "Lost Vamps". "Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!"

Fans of Star Trek might appreciate this one, but more likely not. Also, the Freemasons. Still, Barry Schmaltz is a tried and true trekker - watch and see! "Barry Schmaltz: The Lost Vamps" includes twenty-two episodes of the show, "Barry Schmaltz: Just Vamps!"

It's The Last Goodbye, part one! This third-from-last episode of The Lost Vamps is actually The Goodbye Vamp, part two, but it fits nicely right here. It's always sad to say goodbye, but Barry Schmaltz favors the long goodbye. Also, this episode didn't quite fit in with the way "Just Vamps" ended, so it got cut.

Amazing physical evidence of the paranormal, right here, captured live before your very eyes, appears in this next-to-last episode of The Lost Vamps. See what Barry Schmaltz is really able to do with his flutes! It's the second installment of The Last Goodbye for Barry Schmaltz.

This is the very last episode of any of the Barry Schmaltz shows. It's goodbye forever, most likely. Two years and a day of Barry Schmaltz, for your pleasure. And what a pleasure it's been! Thank you all for watching. Now it's over. The whole thing. Done.